Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Talula Does The Hula In Hawaii

...A mother and father ACTUALLLLY named there own kid 'Talula Does The Hula In Hawaii'... That's COLD hahahaha.

A judge in Wellington, New Zealand has made the girl a ward of the court so her "embarrassing" name can be altered.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt expressed dismay about a New Zealand trend of giving children bizarre names and in a ruling made public on Thursday, cited a list of unfortunate names that he said were embarrassing for children.

Other cool ass names that courts have legally changed are:

Fish And Chips (my favorite hahahahah)
Yeah Detroit.
Stallion.
Twisty Poi
Keenan Got Lucy
&
Sex Fruit.



Good job parents... good job.

Misunderstood

I forget where i first saw it but i noticed Wayne got another tattoo on his face a while ago. I was tryin to figure out what it said for the longest time and i FINALLY figured it out hahah. It says:

Misunderstood.


Monday, July 28, 2008

Matt Verzola.


Is DOIN it. Huuuuuuge ups to him. The illest photographer i've seen thus far. He keeps me motivated in LIFE!!

http://www.myspace.com/mattverzola
http://www.myspace.com/verzolaphotography
http://capnveezee.deviantart.com/

I can't say enough good things about this guy.

Good hair day VS. Bad hair day


VS.




hahahahahaha.

...i think it was a monday and a tuesday too.... eating in pic one... drinking in pic two. you know how i do! haha

The reading list

Anthea really outdid herself with this one!
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sincerely,

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(i think the links are fu***d up tho on this post..... but still, you can see how much time and effort she put into these brilliant pieces of work!)

The Game ft Lil Wayne - My Life (uncencored version)


(a better version below)
The Game ft. Lil Wayne - My Life | Rap Basement

like i said before....THE GAME IS KILLLLIN YALL!!!
this song is CRACK.

Beer Gardens

Are wack.

...As well as the people that hang out in them.











but im juuuuuuuuust sayin.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

i <3 haters

syke.


as of lately i've really been gettin' sick of haters. I'm not even gunna' sit here and pretend I'm anywhere near important enough to even have haters or anything 'cuz honestly i haven't even really done anything that'll make me better than you but seriously, wheres all the hate comin' from? I don't think anyone can do anything right around here.

Even some of my closest friends are haters lately. I don't get it. It's pretty fuckin' demoralizing/demotivating/annoying.


moral of the rant is STOP HATING. fuck.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Dope Boys- The Game, Travis Barker



THE GAME IS THAT DUDE!!!!
This video is off the hook, his lyrics are on point... He's on top right now.
LAX is gunna go hard!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Ludacris- Put On

Put On - Ludacris


Luda killed it as far as I'm concerned.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Anderson Silva Vs. James Irvin

Anderson Silva, the middleweight champion at 185 took this heavyweight fight at 205 vs. James Irvin. Why? I dunno, to prove he's the SICKEST fighter in the UFC most likely. i HATE James Irvin. One, because i think he trains with Tito Ortiz and Rob McCullough and Two, well, because I'm sour about his KO win againts my guy Houston Alexander. Lets just say I REALLLLLY wanted Silva to not only knock him out but embarrass him as well... It was inevitable. To James Irvin's credit he's a very hard hitter.....


Scarry spider - MyVideo

Fedor Vs. Tim Sylvia

...And this is how it went.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

LYFE JENNINGS!!!

(yea.... couldn't bring my camera and you know how it gets tryna take shots with your blackberry...hahah sorry)


Last night (July 16th) Lyfe Jennings came to the showbox and let me just tell you.... it was one of the DOPEST performances i've ever witnessed. And i've been to my fare share of concerts, big and small.

I don't even know what to say. It was just an overall amazing show. He sings just like he sounds on his CD's. His band is on point too.

When you see one of your favorite artists in concert you're always kinda scared that they're gunna suck... hahah but he remains one of my favorite artists.

Trump sells his mansion for $95 million.

need i say more?

Damn he's ballin. Trump bought the pad in '04 for $41.35 million and just 4 years later sells it for 95?! THAT'S A COME UP!!!! We need to take notes from this guy.
Guess who bought it? You've never even heard of him don't worry. #59 of forbes 400 richest billionaires or something like that... some Russian guy named Dmitry Rybolovlev (apparently Russia doesn't use vowels hahaha.) (Some Russian guy? hahah im stupid... this guys worth 18+ billion dollars and I'm refering to him as some Russian guy?!)
this is it

It's alllllright.... hahaha. thats a 500 foot beach. The mansion is 60,000 sq feet.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Drunk.


This 54 year old woman from Woodinville just set the state record for the highest blood alcohol reading of 0.47%.... and she was driving... haha.

No I didn't studder, i said SHE BLEW A 0.47!!

Damn she musta been crunk. .08 is "too drunk to drive"

I swear I'm not makin' this stuff up.

..I could get into the whole story but it would be a waste of time. All i can say is these PETTY ass kids make me laugh. HA. Here's my story, Told by Lil Wayne.

The following locations, dates, characters and scenario have been altered slightly to protect those who were involved ;)

"Hey man I'm walkin on south beach the other day right? You know the memorial day weekend shit thing. Yea so, I got a ni**a come up to me wit a video camera right, and you know mu'fuckers come up to me with cameras every day so I don't be trippin. All day every day u know what I mean? So get what this ni**a ask me, 'Yo, can I battle you on camera?' I was like dogg, how much we gon' make for this? You really think... Yo, yo for all you ni**as thinkin yall can see me and think is really a game cause I'm from the south or I don't really be boastin and braggin 'bout that flow and shit, dog I got this shit. Dog you ni**as think you can fuck with me?"


... Get it? I mean.... like seriously. Theres nothin' to even prove... Wheres the motivation? All im sayin is.... na fuck it, heres the thing:
Is it embarassing to you when you're willll'in about someone but they don't even know your name? These people are really spending time and energy on someone who doesn't even know they exist.

But i mean.. do you i guess.

Monday, July 14, 2008

WAMU v 34.7%

...ouch. a year ago today shares were at $43.00

'Washington Mutual shares plunged 34.7 percent today as regional banks were hit by renewed investor worries about continuing loan losses.'

...This isn't good.

WaMu, the nation's largest thrift, saw its shares fall below $3.50 — territory they last visited in February 1991. At the close, the stock was down $1.72 at $3.23.


The drop at WaMu followed a Lehman Brothers report that said the lender may report $26 billion in losses this year, according to Bloomberg News.


I'm contemplating buying stocks now while its cheap... because you KNOWWWW WAMU's gunna get out of it. Anyways.... All they need to do is pass a law to make it legal to launder money in Florida again and watch how the banks will rise to an all-time high since '79.

for whole story go to: seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2008050700_webwamu14.html

P,L&$

I'd like to go here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here.

The NEW 7 wonders of the world.

amazing...

Taj Mahal, India The Taj Mahal, in Agra, India, is the spectacular mausoleum built by Muslim Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan to honor the memory of his beloved late wife, Mumtaz Mahal.

Petra, Jordan Perched on the edge of the Arabian Desert, Petra was the capital of the Nabataean kingdom of King Aretas IV (9 B.C. to A.D. 40).

Machu Picchu Machu Picchu is a 15th-century mountain settlement in the Amazon region of Peru.

Chichén Itzá Chichén Itzá was the political and religious center of Maya civilization during the period from A.D. 750 to 1200

Great Wall of China the Great Wall is the world's longest human-made structure, stretching some 4,000 miles.

Colosseum the Colosseum in Rome, Italy—once held up to 50,000 spectators who came to watch gory games involving gladiators, wild animals, and prisoners.

Rio de Janeiro The 105-foot-tall (38-meter-tall) "Christ the Redeemer" statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

And in other news.

Here's a good one.


If you have someone in your life that asks you A LOT of questions as if you're important.... but you suspect its not too sincere... just don't answer a question one day and see if they even notice... chances are theyll just walk away and/or go on with their day.

"wow Koa, this must have happened to you or something!"

you guessed it! HA. like every day. People are wack. If you don't really care, then don't realllly ask. You're just as important to me as I am to you... i don't really care about you.

AMEN

Side Note.

...I saw my 5th/6th grade teacher the other day at the beach.

... for the first time since about 6th grade.

I wanted to say hi... but i didn't. Shes one of my favorite teachers of all time... i kinda hope i see her again so i can say hi.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Uhh.. My name's Andy Warhol...

...And i just finished eating a hamburger.


I don't know why this video is so interesting to me... haha. Warhol's just an oddball of a character. You oughta read some biographies of him if you haven't already.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

... sun.

so im at work.... inside most the day, but it's just too nice out. so i went for a little walk around the shipyard (place of employment) and this was my view.
bomb.

Just as i suspected.

The NEW light heavyweight champion of the world! My man Forrest Griffin.

He did WORK too. One of the best all around fights i've ever seen. He went from kick boxing to half guard to a Kimura attempt to an Americana to side control to an omoplata to mount to triangle back to kickboxing. Forrest's leg kicks were key. And although Rampage hits like a semi truck and has the power of an ox (if you don't believe me, look at Griffins face) he just couldnt finish the fight. He did however drop Griffin with a cold ass uppercut and continued to connect with numerous power punches throughout the fight. It woulda been interesting to see how that slam woulda turned out if Forrest didn't bail.

Anyways...... heres the fight:
http://blog.ronin5.com/ufc-86-video-quinton-rampage-jackson-vs-forrest-griffin/
(but hurry it'll probably get taken down soon)you gotta watch the end interview its a classic. Like i said before, I'm a Rampage and Forrest fan but it was nice to see Forrest win.



Peace, Love and 10's

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

once again i present, the ever so beautiful Gisele.

i dunno if you were fortunate enough to pick up a copy of the new GQ... so if you didn't.... here you are:

ahhhhhh!!! She's somethin else isn't she?
I'm not gunna spoil the rest of the magazine for you ;) go pick up a copy.

Pass the ROC

so you know how Lebron James and Jay Z are good friends?


Word is, that in 2010 the Nets (co-owned by Jay Z if you didn't know) are movin to BROOKLYN! Not only that, but Lebrons contract is also up in 2010 with the Cavs. I think we might know where he's gunna be heading in the next few years.
read the following article to see how James expresses his love for New York and his feelings on wanting to be a part of Hov's squad.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=dw-lebron070108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

a little MMA for ya



who wants to put some money down? Forrest is my guy. Although Rampage is bigger and stronger and i don't really see him losing too bad i don't see him winning either. Rampge hasn't really put on an exciting fight in the ufc yet but i think this is gunna be it. I think he's got alot better in the last few months. But I think forrest can take just about anything anyone throws at him... the guys a solider. I like Rampage too tho so its a win win situation. However, ill be in Forests corner for this fight. this is gunna be one of the doppppest fight cards EVER. wowwww. even tho most these guys are kinda washed up... i think it'll make for a good night of fights. Babalu, Lindland, Barnett, Arlovski, Fedor and Sylvia? ungh.
I like Tim Sylvia alot.... but i don't think he can really beat a guy who pushes the pace, especccially like Fedor does. I call Fedor by Submission.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Blasson

womens PRPS?!

Ladies, please step your game up! i will LITTERALLY propose to you on the spot if i catch you wearin these.

The new PRPS womens line is lookin pretty nice...

Goddd i love PRPS haha

Pharrell in Paper Mag.

This is the best article i think i've ever read....

peep it at http://www.papermag.com/?section=article&parid=2662

It talks about Pharrells everyday style... his nerd chic... his opinion on the vogue cover with Gisele and Lebron... his stalker in japan... and most importantly: his Hermes Tote collection. wow.

lately...

I've been sluffin and just givin all my good blogging material away. but i think ima step my game up again and start doin a few here n there... is that cool with yall?